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Are you over the exhausting, time-consuming, struggle of online dating?
Are you tired of wondering...
Why am I not getting the matches that I know I'm capable of?
Why are my friends attracting better matches than I do?
Why doesn't anyone message me back?
Will I ever actually find a quality date online?
Then it happens.
New notification. New match. New wave of excitement.
Wow . She's hot!
Ooh . He's gorgeous!
OMG - I'm reading their profile, and they are exactly the type of person I've been looking for!
I need to send the 'perfect' message. I can't lose this one.
I need to say something witty. Pronto.
Send.
Excitement fills you. You're already thinking of the first date. Where will you go? Somewhere special for this one.
10 minutes later... No reply.
They must be busy. Or have no wifi.
Hours later ... No reply.
Maybe they didn't get my first message? Maybe it didn't send?
I'll send another one just to be sure.
We all know how this ends. We've all been there. And so have you. SO many times.

Isn't it time you stopped spending Saturday nights home alone watching Netflix?
There are so many people out there just like you.
Waiting to be found.
Waiting for their best friend.
Their soul mate.
Unfortunately, you won't find the one sitting around doing nothing. Life doesn't happen that way.
You have to make your own luck.
What are you waiting for?